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Loving dat Ass

12 November 2015

You've found it. The dress. It’s THE one. The most perfect dress you’ve ever seen. It's the perfect colour. The perfect length and…Would you look at that!? Just your size!
You take it home without trying it on because you KNOW it's going to fit, It's perfect! How could it not?
It's time and you’re strutting down the street “Crazy in Love” by Beyonce is playing in your head.
AND THEN IT HAPPENS.
The scent of the glorious sausage roll calls to your senses and you look over in the window of Greg’s, regretting missing lunch to get that mani-pedi, and you see it. The back of your skirt is 5 inches above the front.
As you’ve been strutting your stuff, everyone you've passed has gotten a massive, glorious eyeful of your thighs.
Why?
You. Have. A. Massive. Ass
No! Don’t stop reading. It’s true. Here at Just be your way I always deal in the absolute truth and the thing is. You got some serious junk in that trunk.
It's okay! So do I .
In fact yours truly even has-what we affectionately call; a shelf. I hate my shelf.
It’s not part of my butt but it’s really not part of my back, it’s that little bit ( okay big bit) of fat that just makes my clothes fit wrong.
Thing is, while everyone has parts of their body they either like or dislike, often times the “bootay” is the part most of us have a love/ hate relationship with. Now, this could either be because we feel we don’t have enough of it or we feel we have too much. But dwelling on how much we hate a certain part of our bodies accomplishes nothing. However ‘love your body’ is easier said than done. Right.
But guess what?
You don't have to be hatin’.
There are several ways you can fall in love with your be-donk-a-donk without butt implants or lipo-suction, and they go as follows;

For the sake of hilarity let’s have our 4 points spell out BUTT.

1. Become Content. There are always going to be people who want what you have. And at times you'll want what someone else has. But the fact is you don't have it. Contentment affords you what few people have and that's peace with yourself. The constant stress and worry that you do/don't have what you shouldn't/should have will slowly drive you mad. It's litterally no way to live your life.
2. Use what's available. You seriously don't have to just live with your natural ass. Ever heard of 'spanks'? Accepting your body doesn't mean you can't just display it in its best light. Whether your lifting it up or squishing it down its still YOUR ass.
3. Take control. Whether it's of your body or of your mind. You have two options; accept what you have and learn to love yourself, thus taking control of your mind. Or take control of your body and make the changes you want. While I personally think the gym was a present from Satan, some people love it!
4.Take the time. Whether it's taking time to go to the gym or taking time to learn to love yourself as you are, it's not going to be easy. It's not going to happen overnight. Accept that and don't become disheartened. It will happen!!

SO in conclusion my friends, the facts are these. Whether you're a size 10 or a size 28. Love dat blooming ass!! And remember....Just be...Your Way xx

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